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We use 100% pure mystery sludge dredged daily from the sewer mains behind the original restaurant in Des Plaines, Illinois. Its just like the retro 50s experience but it smells worse!!
== TODAY'S CRAPPY VALUE MENU ==
- The Big Mac-Clog Combo - $2.99
Two gray patties, brown lettuce, "special" fluid, on a crushed bun. Comes with cold grease sticks (fries). - Quarter Pounder with Wheeze - $3.50
The meat is so old it literally gasps for air when you bite it. - McSewage Shake (Chocolate) - $1.00
Thick. Heavy. May contain small pipe fragments. (Ice cream machine status: Leaking brown liquid onto floor) - The Sad Meal (For Kids) - $1.99
Includes regular nuggets, a cup of lukewarm tap water, and a rusty old nail as the toy.
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McWilly is currently hiding in the grease trap.  "I'M LOATHING IT!" |